February 2012
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Aww, you guys, I missed National Send a Naked...
I forgot it was on the 21st.
What am I going to do with all these nude Polaroids now?!
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bixbys asked: 1, 2, 4, 12
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Questions actually worth answering.
1: Apart from tumblr, what do you like to do in your spare time?
2: Name a favorite of each: food, drink, color.
3: If you married rich and your spouse gave you $100,000 a week, what would you spend it on?
4: Name a favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.
5: If you were given the opportunity to spend 48 hours with absolutely anyone (living or dead), who would you spend it with and what would you do?
6: Name a LEAST favorite of each: food, drink, color.
7: What do you spend most of your money on?
8: What kind of underwear do you prefer wearing?
9: Name a LEAST favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.
10: If you were sat on a plane beside your favorite celebrity, what would you do?
11: What is the strangest thing you have in your room? (You are not allowed to explain why you own it.)
12: What is a weird habit you have, or people have told you have. (Weird, not bad. No nail biting or any of that nonsense.)
13: What would you consider to be the biggest insult to yourself?
14: What are five things you absolutely have to have in your dream house?
15: If you could be reincarnated as any animal, which would you chose and why?
16: Which band (current or past) would you want to go on tour* with? (*Travel with, not preform with.)
17: Name a favorite of each: band, album, song.
18: Why is your favorite band your favorite?
19: How many concerts have you attended? Which was your favorite? Least favorite? If none, who do you want to see live the most?
20: What is one of your favorite song lyrics? (Who is it by?)
21: Who do you ship?
22: What band merch do you own? If any, whose is it and when did you get it? If none, whose do you wish you owned?
23: How did you learn of the band that is currently your favorite?
24: What celebrity do you idolize the most?
25: Which member from which band would you most want to lather in nutella?
BORED.
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janksy:
i am so torn between hating myself and being completely full of myself like all the time
I posted the philosopher’s song and it just sat there not being loved for a while so I was like “this is gonna have no notes and only one play and it’ll be from me” so I went to go shower and when I came back it had blown up.
Okay Tumblr, I see you.
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tears stream down on your face when you hit help center instead of inbox
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Someone remind my family that I moved out of the central family home 3 years ago and that that means someone else has to start cleaning it.
I swear they do this on purpose.
“Hey, let’s let the house get really messy and disorganized and not clean anything so that when Kennia comes by, her overwhelming need for everything to be clean can act up and she’ll cleans for us!”
“In the summer
I stretch out on the shore
And think of you. Had I told the sea...”
– Nizar Qabbani (via emotional-algebra)
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My Ferguson ticket got upgraded from general to priority, which doesn’t mean anything other than you get let into the building first (and they only did that because it’s one ticket instead of two), but I’m going to pretend it means that you’re special and when you walk in you are greeted by Eric Idle, who is standing there waiting to give you a hug and an English...
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I’m gonna touch Eric Idle on behalf of the Python-loving section of Tumblr.
I got the ticket to see Eric on Craig Ferguson!
Here’s a collection of gifs to describe how I feel:
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I JUST PUT IN A REQUEST FOR ONE LONELY BUT AWESOME TICKET TO SEE ERIC IDLE ON CRAIG FERGUSON ON THE 27TH.
TUMBLR PRAYER CIRCLE FOR ME TO GET THE TICKET PLZ
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boiscout asked: Sam told me to! I stayed because you're funny and lovely <3
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If you want to promote homosexuality and abortion,...
somepolitics:
republicanidiots:
GAY SEX/MARRIAGE AND ABORTION FOR EVERYONE.
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Next person who posts something and titles or tags it with “unpopular opinion” is getting punched in the face.
All of a sudden all I want out of life is a breakfast sandwich.
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precor:
I like being alone, but I hate the feeling of being lonely. When you’re alone, you have time for yourself. Your thoughts finally catch up to you. You set your mind on things and everything is just clearer. Nothing’s bothering you and everything just feels right for once. When you feel lonely, you feel as if no one’s there for you. It feels like no one understands you or is willing to...