Keeping up with the Calrissians: Archive

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Jan 1st

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Jan 1st

tansytea asked: I seriously think you're gorgeous. Not in a complimentary friend way, but in a "checkin' you out" way. Happy new year's, dear. <3

Jan 1st

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My dad bought himself Star Wars on blu-ray even...

WHAT AN ASSHOLE.

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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sheriffdechocolate replied to your post: I just sat here dreaming up my perfect New Year’s… twins? The best kind of twins, obviously. deweydell replied to your post: I just sat here dreaming up my perfect New Year’s… dude eating nachos and drinking coke and bourbons sounds like the PERFECT new years eve fuck people i know what i’m doing now Ha, glad I could help. And it does...

Dec 31st

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I just sat here dreaming up my perfect New Year’s Eve because I realized it is now New Year’s Eve Day and then got sad when I realized that there is no way in fuck that it will happen. Just gonna eat nachos and drink coke & bourbons while watching the Twilight Zone like last year.

Dec 31st

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Graham met his partner David Sherlock on July 14th. It was love at first sight, as far as he’s concerned. So from now on I will not celebrate my birthday, I will celebrate the day they met.

Dec 31st

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I hope that when I die I have enough time to say “Help me, I’m dying” like overacting white girl Amanda in The Addams Family Values.

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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I swear to god if I see the phrase "menstrual...

lizdexia:

Dec 31st

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Alright, so I just made enough mashed potatoes for 6 people and I plan to eat them while I watch the commentaries on the Criterion Collection edition of Monty Python’s Life of Brian. This is basically how 6 year-old me hoped her life would end up like. I hope she’s proud.

Dec 31st

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...and then Graham started talking about Keith...

“The loss was too appalling to comprehend, but it left me determined to make sure that his spirit, his vision of right and wrong, his energy would not die with him. Keith was kindness itself and never harmed anyone in his escapades, which certainly brightened up many lives. Keith is one person I know I’ll see again.”

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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“When I was 18 I wanted to fuck on the floor and break shit. When I was 25 I...”

– henry rollins

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Who among us can say that it’s “wrong” to eat your third burger in 12 hours at 2 in the morning, even though it has long since become cold? You? God? Dinosaurs?

Dec 30th

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crashville: i’m kinda tired of this whole going to bed alone thing

Dec 30th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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I just fucked up my knee getting up from the...

what the fuck.

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Let's just let Kelly Clarkson continue talking and...

brandos:

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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#do you guys have the one person who follows you and who you follow #but you’re not sure why they follow you because they’re such a quality blog and you’re NOT #and you never talk or anything #but sometimes they’ll like one of your posts and you’re like I HAVE PLEASED HER/HIM

Dec 29th

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